24 Creative Ways to Die

PocketEpiphany Published 04/30/2022 in facepalm

If we're being honest, the modern death penalty is boring. We pretty much always know how someone will go out.

But what if we let people come up with their own death penalties? Here are the craziest ideas from around the world!

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1.
Release me on the moon-u/Big_Spell_5532
2.
Released into the darkness of space in a shuttle headed directly to the sun.-u/SubpoenaSender
3.
1000mg of ketamine shot intramuscular 3 minutes before I jump out of a plane-u/RICKJAMESISAGOD
4.
I wanna play Russian roulette with other sentenced prisoners.-u/Isari_04
5.
Trebuchet'ed from a high mountain-u/idontcarelol5000
6.
Use piano wire to hang myself, but glue my hands to my head so when I jump and get decapitated it looks like I pulled my own head off-u/Calbob123
7.
The Monty Python way: Being chased off a cliff by many, many topless women.-u/Nip-bby_007
8.
Thighs, crush my skull with thighs-u/ryanbag
9.
Give me 4 Xanax and put me out on a snowy mountain, naked-u/thousandkneejerks
10.
A morphine overdose.-u/MaliciousAmbitious
11.
I would kill myself the day before. Just to piss people off-u/Stretchmasterflash
12.
Petting something I shouldn't.-u/jtrom93
13.
Single combat with the prison warden-u/silverblaze92
14.
Fired off into the cold of space. My boiling blood, freezing eyes, and agape mouth all pointed to Proxima Centauri. I can be like the Green Boots guy on Everest as future explorers toodle past.-u/dzastrus
15.
Put under general anesthetic and then shot in the head.I differentiate it from lethal injection because sometimes the patients can feel it and...f*ck that I'm a coward.-u/kwenthryth
16.
Old age?-u/wattsandvars
17.
A f*cking Black Hole-u/ScienceDude23
18.
Snowboard off Mount Everest u/theunmaskedcucumber
19.
Death by snu snu-u/aouid
20.
I wish to die by false vacuum decay. Thanks for the premium-u/Shoddy_Bumblebee_398
21.
Nuclear bomb-u/OGwalkingman
22.
Suicide mission to take out Santa Claus-u/egoVirus
23.
The legendary euthanasia roller coaster-u/sureyeahno
24.
Multiple orgasms-u/TransformativeOne
25.
Guillotine.-u/Caffeinequeen33

1.
Release me on the moon-u/Big_Spell_5532
2.
Released into the darkness of space in a shuttle headed directly to the sun.-u/SubpoenaSender
3.
1000mg of ketamine shot intramuscular 3 minutes before I jump out of a plane-u/RICKJAMESISAGOD
4.
I wanna play Russian roulette with other sentenced prisoners.-u/Isari_04
5.
Trebuchet'ed from a high mountain-u/idontcarelol5000
6.
Use piano wire to hang myself, but glue my hands to my head so when I jump and get decapitated it looks like I pulled my own head off-u/Calbob123
7.
The Monty Python way: Being chased off a cliff by many, many topless women.-u/Nip-bby_007
8.
Thighs, crush my skull with thighs-u/ryanbag
9.
Give me 4 Xanax and put me out on a snowy mountain, naked-u/thousandkneejerks
10.
A morphine overdose.-u/MaliciousAmbitious
11.
I would kill myself the day before. Just to piss people off-u/Stretchmasterflash
12.
Petting something I shouldn't.-u/jtrom93
13.
Single combat with the prison warden-u/silverblaze92
14.
Fired off into the cold of space. My boiling blood, freezing eyes, and agape mouth all pointed to Proxima Centauri. I can be like the Green Boots guy on Everest as future explorers toodle past.-u/dzastrus
15.
Put under general anesthetic and then shot in the head.I differentiate it from lethal injection because sometimes the patients can feel it and...f*ck that I'm a coward.-u/kwenthryth
16.
Old age?-u/wattsandvars
17.
A f*cking Black Hole-u/ScienceDude23
18.
Snowboard off Mount Everest u/theunmaskedcucumber
19.
Death by snu snu-u/aouid
20.
I wish to die by false vacuum decay. Thanks for the premium-u/Shoddy_Bumblebee_398
21.
Nuclear bomb-u/OGwalkingman
22.
Suicide mission to take out Santa Claus-u/egoVirus
23.
The legendary euthanasia roller coaster-u/sureyeahno
24.
Multiple orgasms-u/TransformativeOne
25.
Guillotine.-u/Caffeinequeen33